The naughty house market

- We just bought a new house!
- Good for you! Congratutlations!
- Yes, a fine house in the countryside outside Nässjö. Just needs some decorating...
- Oh really, where more exactly?
- In Buggeryd.
- Oh yeah? Buggery?

Which reminds me of when me and Katharina visited the new Ikea in Edinburgh and found the nice computer desk Jerker.